Yellow Tomato

I never go to a bar or club anymore. Recently, I went to see a friend’s band perform in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I popped into a bar to thaw out before I got to the venue. It was filled with young people. While sipping a club soda, I noticed that the vast amount of dudes had mustaches. I clearly missed when this trend took hold. As I observed this phenomenon, it started to actually look good. It’s weird how I’m so easily swayed as if I have no mind of my own. I myself can’t pull one off because deep down I know it looks peculiar.