Look

Looking off the page at nothing is a great way to create fake drama in a drawing.

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Unicorn

Yet one more forgery. This is my version of Young Woman with Unicorn by Raphael done in 1505. I call mine, Woman with My Little Pony Unicorn.

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Ermine Girl

I’m known as a very good forger. This is my forgery of Leonardo Davinci’s, Lady With An Ermine, painted in 1490. I call mine, Girl With Her Cat Named Ermine. They’re basically indistinguishable from one another.

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Slobber

Certain kinds of dogs love to slobber. It’s their forte. You can spot them lumbering towards you from two blocks away. Their faces are hard to resist, so I understand why people choose them as their pets. The slobbering is a choice they have to live with. Drool and slobber are part of every square inch of their lives once they own one of these. I myself prefer goldfish.

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Mink Farms

As you may have already heard, mink have contacted the corona virus and transmitted a new mutated strain into humans. Denmark ordered mink farmers to cull the entire population of 17 million minks, for which farmers would be paid $3.20 a piece. How nice. After a few days, it was revealed the government didn’t really have the authority to cull all the animals but two thirds had already been wiped out. Oops. Turns out there are also mink farms in Spain, Ireland, and USA too. The biggest question I had was who the hell is still wearing mink coats? I haven’t seen one in decades. Turns out it’s quite fashionable in China and Russia. Mink farming may not survive in Denmark after this but I do hope sales of red Krylon spray paint skyrocket in China and Russia.

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Elephants

All creatures pass away and return to the earth. Thus begins the process again.

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